Easter with Jodi: A dozen egg-cellent Easter jokes for kids

After some kid-friendly Easter jokes? Check out my top tried and tested dozen below. I guarantee, they’ll have a cracking good laugh and you’ll be the funniest bunny out there!

What do you call a rabbit with a big brain?

An egghead.

What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Because they’re eggs-stinct!

What do you get it if you cross a bee and a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What’s the Easter’s bunny’s favourite kind of dance?

Hip hop.

What did the daddy Easter egg do when the mummy Easter egg told him a joke?

He cracked up!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken.

What happened to the Easter bunny when he got in trouble at school?

He was egg-spelled.

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker.

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad.

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and an onion?

A bunion.