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April 17, 2019 1 min read 0 Comments

After some kid-friendly Easter jokes? Check out my top tried and tested dozen below. I guarantee, they’ll have a cracking good laugh and you’ll be the funniest bunny out there!

 

What do you call a rabbit with a big brain?

An egghead.

 

What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

 

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Because they’re eggs-stinct!

 

What do you get it if you cross a bee and a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

 

What’s the Easter’s bunny’s favourite kind of dance?

Hip hop.

 

What did the daddy Easter egg do when the mummy Easter egg told him a joke?

He cracked up!

 

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken.

 

What happened to the Easter bunny when he got in trouble at school?

He was egg-spelled.

 

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker.

 

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad.

 

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs.

 

What do you get when you cross a bunny and an onion?

A bunion.


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